Mmmm... loving this song this morning. →
Firstly, this is not a bash on this local coffee shop which shall remain unnamed because I'm actually quite fond of it... Simply the relaying of a major fail experience for the sake of a good story. Moving on...
Local unnamed coffee shop (LUCS): Hi, can I help you?
Me: (notices sign on register indicating there is NO Internet at present because of too many people illegally downloading) No internet huh?
LUCS: yea, they shut us down, but we've ordered the "blocker" so hopefully soon...
ME: hmm, interesting. Well I have work to do online, so I'm gonna have to go somewhere else. But I'll get an Americano to go.
LUCS: That'll be $2.75
ME: (hands debit card to girl)
LUCS: oh sorry there's a $3 min to use a card
ME: what?! Okay, I'll get a latte then.
LUCS: is this to go?
ME: Uh huh (remember the internet convo?)
LUCS: okay, it'll be 25¢ extra for a to go cup.
ME: you're kidding. okay fine.
LUCS: (hands latte in special to go cup)
ME: do you have honey?
LUCS: oh that costs extra too...
ME: (gives flabbergasted look, foregos speaking thoughts, leaves premises)
Life Lessons with a Little Mister
Middle Little Mister (MLM): Mom, is "titty" a bad word?
ME: well no not really, it's just kindof a potty talk word.
MLM: why? What is a titty?
ME: it's another word for nipples.
MLM: what are nipples?
ME: they're those things on your chest.
MLM: Mom! Those aren't potty talk!
ME: well they are for girls...